For what's turning out to be the biggest game in UM-OSU history (based solely on rankings), I pass along a little joy as we gear up for some old-school Wolverine ass-kicking on Saturday.
Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking
out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude
female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Michigan fan took off his
cap and placed it over her right breast. The Michigan State fan took off his cap
and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Ohio State fan
took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when
the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the
Michigan cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the
Michigan State cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes. The officer then
lifted the Ohio State cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it,
lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Buckeye fan was
getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something?" "Why do
you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "Well," said the officer.
"I'm confused; normally when I look under a Ohio State hat, I find an asshole."
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Haha, GO BLUE!!!
And your weekend sounds like fun - was the RI/Boston trip for business or pleasure? Fun places to visit!!! Can't wait to hear more.
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