Cover your wounds with meat

Wow. I am amazed. And pissed - why didn't I, with the namesake of Bacon, come up with this? OK, this so so sick and wrong but delightfully wonderful I could not help but post.


You can buy these babies at www.mcphee.com. And yes, they have an antire "Bacon" link. This is going to occupy me for days.....

NJ Nachos

So I went to another state to get nachos the other day. It was well worth it the 10 minute trip under the Hudson River to hit that delightful snack at the Black Bear in Hoboken. Relived some great memories as well.

Hey, when they're the best in the tri-state area, you have to just make the effort sometime when you have a hankering.

Call me Baldie

So I think I'm going bald in my eyelashes. Is that even possible? It makes me so sad. I remember in my younger years when I had such lush full lashes. Not so much anymore.

I wish my eyebrows would stop growing and instead fill in my lashes. No fair.

Dr Claw (Cheney)

Yar, look at me, I'm not just a claw, I'm a person!

Inspector Cheney

Ever wonder where Dick Cheney is in times of need? I think I've figured it out. He's not a real person at all - he's Dr. Claw, from Inspector Gadget. He's an arm, a spooky voice, and a brain and a jar with a cat. His "human form" is actually just a holograph, or robotic type person. Think C3PO.

Well, at least that explains why he's such a piece of shit. He's an inanimate cartoon character!